1. Where is the “any” key?
2.Does Windows 98 support Linux?”
3.How much does Windows cost, and do you have to buy each one separately?
4.You said I would get 98 windows with this computer. Where are they?
5.Support: “Tell me, is the cursor still there?”
Customer: “No, I’m alone right now.”
6.Support: “Ok, ma’am, do you see the button on the right hand side of your mouse?”
Customer: “No, there’s a printer and a phone on the right hand side of my mouse.”
7.Customer: “Someone was just here working at my home and now I cannot connect to my printer anymore.”
Support: “What type of repairs were completed?”
Customer: “Plumbing repairs.”
8.Customer: “I am experiencing errors on my computer”
Support: “When did this start occurring?”
Customer: “After I restarted”
Support: “What were you doing on the computer before the errors started?”
Customer: “Nothing”
support: “Then why did you have the computer on?”
9.Customer: “I cannot start my computer.”
Support: “What was the last operation you completed on the computer?”
Customer ” I deleted the Windows folder cause my computer said I was low on disk space and it was the largest.”
10.Customer: “I love my new desktop so much. It’s powerful and fast. I especially like the new cup holder that came with it.
Support: “Ma’am….What are your reffering to when you say cup holder?”
Customer: “My desktop came with this neet slide out cup holder.”
Support: “Are you reffering to the cd-rom drive?”
At this point the customer simply hung up.